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Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Halloween Party in Heaven

"You didn't honestly think we could breath fire, did you?

Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Warrior Woman

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Catasaurus

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Diolch

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'