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Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Halloween Party in Heaven

"You didn't honestly think we could breath fire, did you?

Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Catasaurus

Viking Loch Ness

Diolch

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'