Mythical Creature Admirers T-Shirts

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"No matter what style the gentleman prefers, they will of course still make a squishing sound when wet."

'Don't get me wrong - I like to devour Asia. It's just that I always get hungry thirty minutes later.'

Vampire

'This is your guide - be sure to feed him.'

Unicorn accidentally impales his birthday cake on his horn.

"Puff. . . I'm recycled."

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"

"Oh, come on, Dobbin's not such a bad name."

Beijing 2022

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Viking Loch Ness