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'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"