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How Snails Are Born

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'I'm huggable!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"You're amazing!"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Gee, thanks

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

Raccoon notepad

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Hurray! Ants!'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

New Year

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'