Cute Critter Lovers Gifts

How Snails Are Born

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'I'm huggable!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"You're amazing!"

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Gee, thanks

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Raccoon notepad

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

New Year

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

"Do you have it in slim fit?"