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Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'I'm huggable!'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Gatorade!

'If I act selfish, independent and introverted, it's because I'm a cat trapped in a dog's body.'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Raccoon notepad

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

How Snails Are Born

Gee, thanks

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'