Adorable Critter Fans Gifts

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I'm huggable!'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

'If I act selfish, independent and introverted, it's because I'm a cat trapped in a dog's body.'

Gatorade!

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

How Snails Are Born

Raccoon notepad

Smart Asp

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Hurray! Ants!'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."