Cute Critter Fan Gifts

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Raccoon notepad

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"