Cute Critter Lover Gifts

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'I'm huggable!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

How Snails Are Born

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

Raccoon notepad

Smart Asp

Gee, thanks

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

"We're going to be late."

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Cute, but is he a good guard?"

Seasonable Question - 'Did you want yer door swept, marm?'

First coffee of the day illustration.

"Cute, my furry little webbed feet! It's freezing in here and would it kill you to throw me a crab claw-cracker or something!?"

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