Quirky Critter Fan Gifts

Snake

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Social Distancing Club

"Do you do much walking?"

Phoenix

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Antler Buzzers.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

The next damn Batman.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

"Who are These People?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Goblin.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

Magic mushroom

"It's teeth whitening."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"I just always show up to everything!"

'It's evolution Og...can't stay on all fours for ever.'

Army ant camp followers!

"I spy the weekend!"

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.