Quirky Critter Fan T-Shirts

Snake

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Phoenix

Antler Buzzers.

The next damn Batman.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Who are These People?"

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Goblin.

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Magic mushroom

"It's teeth whitening."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Army ant camp followers!

Beryl Baimbridge

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...