Cute Animal Fan Gifts

A baby chick

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Garbage Piñata

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Antler Buzzers.

"Overkill, dude."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.