Cute Animal Fan Pillows

A baby chick

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

No littering...

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Antler Buzzers.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."