Companion Animal Fan Pillows

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

No littering...

Cat and mouse

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"She's a miniature."

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"I'm a monster."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'