Companion Animal Fan Gifts

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Wolf Karaoke

No littering...

Cat and mouse

"She's a miniature."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Have you tried biting him?"

Santa Dog

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"I'm a monster."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

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