Pet Companionship Fan Gifts

Tandem cyclists

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Cat and mouse

What does aloof mean?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"She's a miniature."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Santa Dog

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Animal immigration

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

All right, if it will make you feel better, I'll call you my BFF.

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."