Pet Companionship Fan Gifts

Tandem cyclists

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Cat and mouse

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

What does aloof mean?

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"She's a miniature."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Santa Dog

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Some Zoomies

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."