Pet Personality Fan Gifts

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

What does aloof mean?

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"I'm a monster."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Dog Calenders.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"Curiosity."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Tandem cyclists

Cat Chores

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

"I admire your dogged determination."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'