Pet Personality Fan Pillows

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

What does aloof mean?

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I'm a monster."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"Curiosity."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Tandem cyclists

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Cat Chores

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Every Dog Has His Day

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"I admire your dogged determination."