Pet Psychic Fan Gifts

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

What does aloof mean?

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I'm a monster."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Curiosity."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

Telepekingesis.

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'