Pet Chaos Fan Gifts

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

A child and his dog

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Curiosity."

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'The cat did it.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Is this your work?"

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'

Country mansion full of dogs.

"Will someone get this dog out of here? He's ruining my electron microscope!"