Pet Chaos Fan Gifts

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

A child and his dog

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Curiosity."

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'The cat did it.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Is this your work?"

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"Dog house"

'This can't be good.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'