Pet Chaos Aficionado Gifts

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'The cat did it.'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"What have you done?"

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'Just what I always wanted.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'