Canine Chaos Aficionado Gifts

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Oh, well - I guess every dog has his day.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Dog Day Afternoon

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

"Get your phone."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."