Animal Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Dog Day Afternoon

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Get your phone."

'You have the right to remain silent.'