Animal Chaos Explorer Gifts

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

A child and his dog

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mice escaped again@?'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Canine Tours

Wanted dog! reward!

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

'The cat did it.'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

Seated Elephant

Zoo dentist.

The Black Hole of Plans

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"All we need now is a really strong squirrel to give us a push."

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style