Canine Chaos Admirer Gifts

The 5 second rule: canine edition

"Dare I ask what you've done with the right shoe?"

"He was a very good boy."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Flea Philosophy.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Hyenas as Pets

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Wow, these are good!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Damn, she's good."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.