Cartoon Chaos Admirer Gifts

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Nuts to you, too."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Nun Fight.

Fist Bumper Cars

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Gooseberry Fool...

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Cricket Accidents.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

The Fall of Gnome

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."