Cartoon Chaos Admirer Gifts

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Nuts to you, too."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Gooseberry Fool...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Nun Fight.

Fist Bumper Cars

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Cricket Accidents.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"