Christmas Chaos Admirer Gifts

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 2

"Happy Christmas!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

The Nuptials of Miss Pecksniff Receive a Temporary Check

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Santa's Problem

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

The 5 second rule: canine edition

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

I see you've been assigned to the platonic love detail this year..

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'