Christmas Chaos Conqueror Gifts

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

What My Day Feels Like

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

The horn of paper

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Holiday Overkill.