Christmas Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Panettone

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I don't believe in you!"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Christmas Presents.

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Zoom Christmas

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Elfis"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Man finishing painting through flap in door.