Christmas Chaos Enjoyer Gifts

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Paging for a Doctor

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

'All present and accounted for.'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"Happy Christmas!"

Santa's Problem

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

Butterfly Auction

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Floyd Foinsapp loses himself in the holiday season.

The Christmas Cleanup

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

Father Christmas and Rudolph

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Dog eats picnic.

Happy Birthday! Surprise!