Christmas Chaos Lover Gifts

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

Santa's Problem

'Merry Christmas' Unbalanced fairy atop Christmas ree

Santa Accident

Face painting.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Cinemuck

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

A mad scientist.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.