Festive Chaos Lover Gifts

The Christmas Cleanup

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Snowman

Cake

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Food fight!'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Seventh Birthday

Falling for art

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Balloon ski lift

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

Happy Easter!