Festive Chaos Aficionado Gifts

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Yo ho ho!

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

Festive squad

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Back to the Holidays

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Elf of the Month

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Poinsettia

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'