Festive Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Yo ho ho!

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Cheers

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

Maypole

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

December Fest

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Steadman - The Early Years.

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

Poinsettia