Festive Chaos Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Yo ho ho!

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Cheers

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

Merry Kissmas

Maypole

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Poinsettia

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"