Fans Of Festive Chaos Pillows

Father Christmas and Rudolph

Lesbian civil partnership.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Piranhaclaus

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Back to the Holidays

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"How am I rampaging?"

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Santa's Problem

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

"Happy Christmas!"

All new holiday season hard wear.

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

"They grow up so quickly."

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.

"They represent the candy cane guild."

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

'Dad, we're already bored with our new toys. How many days until next Christmas?'

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."