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Father Christmas and Rudolph

Lesbian civil partnership.

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'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Back to the Holidays

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"How am I rampaging?"

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

All new holiday season hard wear.

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"They grow up so quickly."

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.

Santa's Problem

"Happy Christmas!"

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.

'Dad, we're already bored with our new toys. How many days until next Christmas?'

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

"They represent the candy cane guild."

The Christmas Cleanup

The kids are so active we hardly eat together anymore.