Holiday Chaos Lovers Pillows

The Day After Christmas DAy

"Hello, roadside assistance?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Going on Holiday with Kids

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

Santa's Problem

To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.

"Happy Christmas!"

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

Insurance claim on Grandma

Father Christmas and Rudolph

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

The Christmas Cleanup

Floyd Foinsapp loses himself in the holiday season.

'I love coming home from work in summer, knowing I still have a long, warm evening in front of me. . . why is my house draining??'

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

"Who hired him?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 2

"He's having a bad hare day."

'Santa's gone ROGUE!'

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.