Holiday Chaos Lovers Pillows

The Day After Christmas DAy

"Hello, roadside assistance?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Going on Holiday with Kids

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"Happy Christmas!"

Santa's Problem

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

Insurance claim on Grandma

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

The Christmas Cleanup

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Father Christmas and Rudolph

'I love coming home from work in summer, knowing I still have a long, warm evening in front of me. . . why is my house draining??'

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

"Who hired him?"

"He's having a bad hare day."

'Santa's gone ROGUE!'

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.

'I'm afraid we don't take returns on food!'