Festive Chaos Aficionado Pillows

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Yo ho ho!

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Elf of the Month

Back to the Holidays

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Steadman - The Early Years.

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

Poinsettia

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

Christmas fairy.