Christmas Chaos Enthusiasts Gifts

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Hell: The Airport"

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

City centre pub.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

Billy's clean room.

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

"Happy Christmas!"

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

Santa's Problem

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

Parking

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Octopus Twister

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

The Christmas Cleanup