Christmas Chaos Fan Gifts

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I only have six screws left."

Thanks again and I'm really sorry about the tree. I thought it was a giant piece of broccoli.

Computer Room.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"You get one every time you order something online."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Try rebooting.'

Santa's Problem

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

"Happy Christmas!"

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

Caterpillar and stockings.

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

Floyd Foinsapp loses himself in the holiday season.

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

Pets in a christmas tree

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

Skin Clinic - Merry Eczemas

'Santa's gone ROGUE!'

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.