Quirky Chaos Fan Gifts

"You get one every time you order something online."

Computer Room.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"He's at that awkward age."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Try rebooting.'

Time For This Odd House

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

Sans Paroles

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.