Quirky Chaos Fan Gifts

"You get one every time you order something online."

Computer Room.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Incorrect weather forecasts.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"He's at that awkward age."

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Freak Accident Specialist

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Try rebooting.'

Time For This Odd House

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

Sans Paroles

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.