Quirky Chaos Enjoyer Gifts

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

It's an experiment.

'Food fight!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"