Quirky Chaos Enjoyer Gifts

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

It's an experiment.

'Food fight!'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"You stop it, now!"

"You get one every time you order something online."

"What?"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."