Fun Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

Octopus Twister

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Unrest Area.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'Mom, I think the baby just downloaded.'

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'