Fun Chaos Appreciator Gifts

Hairdresser Keeps Comb Down Woman's Cleavage.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."