Fun Chaos Appreciator Gifts

Hairdresser Keeps Comb Down Woman's Cleavage.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"What?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Shoppers

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'