Organized Chaos Appreciator Gifts

Organised Crime - Checklist - Rifles, Pistols, Missiles...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A catch-all is born.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Studying Fire Behavior

"But this way I know where everything is."

"I can't see my screen!!"

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."