Construction Chaos Appreciator Gifts

Gun Crime.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

How to Build a Bungalow

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

Great Urban Sprawl

Studying Fire Behavior

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Drawing board disaster.

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"