Construction Chaos Appreciator Pillows

Gun Crime.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

How to Build a Bungalow

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Great Urban Sprawl

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

Studying Fire Behavior

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Drawing board disaster.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

Submarine emerges on top of building