Construction Chaos Lover Pillows

How to Build a Bungalow

'Mike! Come in! Mike, you left your walkie-talkie in my truck! Mike come in! Mike, you there?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

Giant slug attacks a city

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

A catch-all is born.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

Goalie Wall.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"I'm running a loose ship."

Falling for art

"Well, they were the low bidders."

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Builders bum

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Paint fight art!