Construction Chaos Lover Gifts

How to Build a Bungalow

'Mike! Come in! Mike, you left your walkie-talkie in my truck! Mike come in! Mike, you there?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Giant slug attacks a city

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

A catch-all is born.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Steadman - The Early Years.

Goalie Wall.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

Falling for art

"Well, they were the low bidders."

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Builders bum